A Lifetime of Working Out?..hopefully not. - Jan 21st

My goal: To have the legs of Gwen Stefani, the stomach of Sara Jessica Parker, and the arms of Jada Pinkett Smith. How long will it take me?...oh probably forever.

Eh, I'll settle for having the body of Gwen. I guess she'll do...

I'm going to Lifetime Fitness after work today to start getting in shape. I paid a pretty penny to join this gym so hopefully I won't get discouraged easily. Its a nice gym. I have to be able to fit into a vegas show girl costume by march and even if it kills me, I will be toned by then.

Now, if only my nightmares would stop.

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