OmiGod OmiGod - Feb 3rd, 2005

Pyscho old stalker clown man made an appearance yesterday. As soon as I sat my bum down at the front desk, in he walked. Why couldn't have he came in 5 minutes earlier than I wouldn't have been forced to converse with him. He dropped off a copy of the roast for Wags and one for my parents. Then he pulled out another package for me telling me it was a "Happy Groundhog Day" present. And he made me open it right in front of him. It was the most horrific thing I had ever seen..well, not that bad I guess, just not me. It was a bright red fuzzy fringy scarf and a little toy of the newscaster from Sesame Street. And to top it off, not only were the presents wrapped in X-mas paper, but he then pulled out a big pink envelope with the name "Carrie Ann" written on the front. Right away, I knew what it was.

And he made me feel gross, and insignificant, and scared..like how I used to feel as a kid during that time. He confessed that he wanted to give me a, and I quote, "I want you to be my lover" Valentine's Day card instead of "you are such a good friend" card. He told me that I should dump Jeremiah and be his girl.

Um..no. He graduated college in the 70s! Hello, I wasn't even born yet. Maybe if he was Kevin Costner or Nicolas Cage..sure! But not Frank.

ew.

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